GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th